is a qute dog
#ff

#ff

If you are on a Mastodon instance, go to [your instance]/web/search. Mastodon will give you a list of people you have interacted with but do not follow.

You might be surprised that you're *not* following some of the people on that list.

(Warning: this will add a third log out button to your UI, so be careful not to click any of them.)

#ff
@alt_text , a bot who will gently remind you to put alt text on your image posts

#ff
@piffo55@babytown.bargains
@moonkissbaby@upchuck.valley
@fuckstump@123456789.wow
@pertpluslover@goatse.memories

#ff @iliana

#FF Jorty Edition!

@jorty
iPod touch (takes a drag off a cigarette) now that’s a name i haven’t heard in a long time

@jorty
robber: give me all your money
me: now, hold on, let’s think about this for a second (stares off)
robber: (a few seconds later) uhh..
me: oh did you have an idea

@jorty
me at the dinner table: h-hewwo? could someone pass the sawt shakew pwease
parents: what the fuck

Oh? It's #ff again? :blobcat: Okay.
Rodent of the week is @LazyTechsupport
@backwardsflow and @pettancow make me a happy kitty. :blobmiou:
That's all.

#ff cont'd
@jk wile (e coyote) the days away with good posts
@masklayer blanking hard on a funny way of saying "also follow this funny interesting person"
@fillertrack It's time to t-t-t-t-t-t-t--tooot
@angel some posts are in japanese (?) and I do not understand them, but the others are v. good
@tomharris that time he instantly improved my post with his "ladstodon.brocial" comment is the strongest argument for comments and replies I've ever witnessed
@djsundog the username always makes me laugh

#ff cont'd
@twitter wait, no, hear me out, it's not the website, at least, I don't think so
@theoutrider quality dog pictures
@Elizafox an eclectic mix of jokes and takes
@tcql [visibly tired from coming up with descriptions] Dads of the Cats
@RexfordGTugwell is the username some sort of smutty remark? If so, #ff rescinded immediately
@signalstation do you like long posts, I clearly fucking do but mine are never so elegant.

#FF !

You.

I am following you.

I will arrive soon.

Do not tarry.

anyway it's #followFriday / #ff time! and you know that that means...

...that's right! rolling metal dice to choose from my followers at random because I hate choosing favorites *shy giggle* I'd rather let chance do that for me!

gonna roll to pick eight followers. I reroll for anyone who's locked their account, or is one of my headmates, or there's a couple other conditions...

and the lucky eight are...

Gryph
@Gryph0n

feminist_witch @feminist_witch

Empress Grumpycat @zebratron2084

✨Soff✨ Mawr :heart_ace:🌹​ @mawr

Metaph @Metaph

Ghost Mom @fridgebuzznow

kaiyote & 🐰 cerust @kaiyote

The Comedienne :maybe_verified: @urwitchygothmom

Okay, let's do this... #FF

@thegibson

@feonixrift

@Rob_T_Firefly

@sina

@dildog

@netkitty

@JonnyNomad

Brought to you by @SuricrasiaOnline !

alright pals while ur all #ff ing — i'm lookin to make my apartment prettier w some art and would love to support some of the amazing artists here! if u or anyone u know is makin n sellin art, lmk! bonus points for organic textures n fibre-based stuff

It's #ff ? :blobcatsurprised: Hmm.
My favoritest people on the fediverse right now are
@devurandom
@lizardsquid
@X
@revenant
[a certain Mouse Glitch I can't find anymore because they changed their name or blocked me or something]
@Nezumi
and @melaininpony

hey happy friday everybody

friendly reminder that @lynnesbian is hands down the funniest person on this whole damn federation n u should follow her if you like jokes or seeing cute people tell jokes or if you like slime #ff

pls boost this for awareness of slime

happy #ff everybody pls go follow @bootsy cuz its a really good robot and nice with also all the best emojis

:promoted: Promoted

#ff u should follow @picklemaddierix

If you want my #ff, check my profile! It'll show you a randomized list of four people I recommend following using profile endorsements.

#ff @iliana

that's right it's fmonday

#FollowFriday, #FF 🌈🖤

@jenkshields, @fcukign, @pan, @starlit, @transwitchlexi, @liquidcrystal, @KitRedgrave, @splatoon

#ff

My beautiful wife-to-be & sega-mom @ohpoorpup