I have become facebook, creator of annoyances.
Let's do this shit.
I've got nothing to lose.
2. My mother, you're seeing a pattern here
3. I chew pencils, like, completely. It used to be eating scotch tape.
4. Good lord, probably like 10?
5. House or Rick and Morty. Tied.
6. Portugal. The Man: Live In The Moment, it's #NP
7. I don't know, that's a complicated question I don't fully have the answer to and I'm not sure. Probably not, really.
8. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
No, but I don't like being Horny on Main believe it or not, except as a joke, when I am I tend to feel weird about it after because ~autism impulse control problems~. I leave the posts up because fuck it, I can't unring a bell, but yeah.
I do have an AD account.
9. Would you ever share a bath with someone?
The person who made this was clearly a virgin.
I already have, would do it again 10/10.
10. What is your favourite animal?
I like cats, but I also like foxes 🤷
11. Would you ever smoke weed?
Man, the person who made this was boring as shit.
I have, not really interested in that kind of high.
12. What is your favourite way to wear your hair?
I let the bed determine my hairstyle. Barring that, just long and flowing, not done up special.
13. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
14. What are your favourite band/singers?
That's a complicated question that I don't have an answer to, because "favourites" are value judgements I'm not good at making. I have likes and dislikes, and relative likes and dislikes, but favourites are hard for me.
I dunno.
Maybe like Portugal. The Man, or something, 'cause that's what I"m listening to a lot of atm.
16. What is your sexuality?
"Pansexual" is simpler without starting a deep philosophical discussion on sex, gender, the meaninglessness of the gender binary, etc. etc. etc.
17. What are your initials (including middle names)?
EJM
18. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Uh, yeah?
19. Do you/would you ever drink alcohol?
Honey, I AM the liquor.
20. Who is the most attractive celeb? (transposed with #19 sorry)
I don't know, I don't follow celebrities, but I'm straight for Tom Scott.
21. What makes you happy?
<long awkward silence>
I don't know. Shitposting brings my life meaning.
22. What are you like when you're drunk?
Miserable, horrible, mopey, terrible, and mean. A bit like I am sober but worse.
23. Would you rather live without music or TV?
TV.
24. Do you like people playing with your hair?
If I like them and I am familiar with them yes, otherwise DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME.
25. What traits do you find attractive in someone?
Someone who can think for themselves and stand up to me, and someone who isn't afraid to think about anything. Doesn't have to be a genius.
26. Would you kiss someone of the opposite gender?
What?
What is gender even
I would kiss anyone. NEXT.
27. Do you feel awkward with silences when you're with someone?
Uhm, it really depends, because one or both of us can be occupied with other things, but if it just happens and we're not busy... it can be a bit awkward.
28. How long did your longest relationship last?
3 years and counting.
29. Would you ever become vegetarian?
As felines and foxes, of which I am spiritually if not physically a hybrid of both, are obligate carnivores, I could not become vegetarian in spirit.
As for my human form, I tried it when I was in 7th grade. I couldn't do it.
30. Do you think aliens exist?
If you listen to Fox News they're all over the place ;).
But on other planets? There are a mind-boggling number of stars in the universe. It's impossible to comprehend. The universe is such an enormous place, there virtually HAS to be aliens, but whether or not we're able to contact them, or whether or not we should, is another story altogether.
31. How many people have you kissed?
Like 6?
32. Favourite school subject?
Again with these favourites! I don't know. I like science stuff, hard science, but I was also fond of history and political science. But I'd have to go with chemistry, followed very closely by biology.
33. Do you have a lot of friends?
Define "friend."
By most people's definition yes.
By my own personal definition, not really.
34. Where in the world would you like to visit?
Tokyo.
35. Do you have trust issues?
My estate (empire of dirt, really) is a mostly settled matter so fortunately I do not have such problems with a personal trust.
In terms of what you probably mean by that, yeah I probably do.
36. What is your favourite season?
Probably winter. Everything's dead but at least it snows.
37. Would you ever have kids?
I don't know. I'm not ready for them for sure. I'd have to adopt.
38. Twitter or Facebook?
Allow me to quote Shakespeare here:
A plague o' both your houses!
39. Do you still speak to your first crush?
No, and I don't speak to the first girl I kissed, though I could if I wanted.
40. Do you believe in luck/miracles?
Not as such.
@Elizafox I've always wondered what the "correct" course of action for these memes is when you get more likes than questions
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@KS you have to continue answering garbage questions until you get a segmentation fault
@Elizafox but aren't they all garbage?
@KS ... there's relative levels of garbage here