sick of fishing up easter eggs
if it's not an egg, it's a boot, if it's not a boot, it's a tire
boy am I tired of that
the most suffering thing is when it doesn't bite until the sixth nibble and it's A FUCKING EGG
"that's not a fish, that's an egg! what should I do with it?"
you fucking tell *me*, game! I don't want your fucking pastel egg costume!
I will willingly take a 10-million-bell loan from predatory lender tom nook if he can make the eggs stop
"bellbottom samba this is stovetop glasses case, do you requi--"
eat these eggs, wilbur
@iliana it's only day one of the eggstravaganza and I'm already tired of seeing them all
