the most fun i ever had on twitter was in like 2007 on my old account when i had 0 folloewrs and tweeted like "im eating at five guys now" on my motorola flip phone by texting it to 40404
@revenant how did you even find that number
@revenant *whoosh*
@revenant half of me is laughing, the other half wants to cuddle you
@KS im tired