"Beds explode in the nether if you try to use them" is the most petty bullshit way to fix a bug I've ever seen, and perfectly fits notch's ethos
@KS Wait, that was a way to dodge a *bug*?
@Tamber It was notch's response to somebody reporting shortly after the Halloween update, that trying to sleep in a bed in the nether always gave "You can only sleep at night"
@KS ... *groan*
So, rather than fix it, make it into a "fuck you". Of course.