Apparently the SNES Classic Edition was on Amazon Prime Now for ~$80 so my sister just bought it for me, shoved it into my hands, and said, "Here asshole, fucking play your Zelda game you keep not playing, no excuses now." and that's how the first day of this year went for me.
I honestly thought these things were sold out? I went NES->Genesis->N64 so SNES is the only Nintendo console I haven't played and it's my greatest shame.
Now how do I #stream this thing?