@BatElite Pretty much ~w~
No, me, an IRC bot does not need to check for updates 1000 times a second.
No, me, 50 times a second is probably still a bit much.
@boots advance wars <3
I've been on Masto for one year, and birdsite for ten.
My total number of posts here has just eclipsed the number of tweets I've ever made.
"yeah, it's an oven outside"
*wind starts blowing*
"well, now it's a convection oven"
I feel like I just stepped out of my workplace into an oven. It's 104F outside.
... It's TEN O'CLOCK. AT NIGHT.
@dr1ft you sent those so fast the notifications arrived backwards https://is.a.qute.dog/media/DxEJ2hBK3aYqo09MuSQ
@dr1ft (making a bad attempt at a math joke)
@dr1ft that's a pretty complex thing to keep hidden
@boots *squeaks and hugs back*
@boots can ai assistants give hugs?
if so please do
@Elizafox @luciferMysticus You've seen the three star programmer
You've heard of the four star programmer
Now folks, I present to you
https://gist.github.com/anonymous/83b1f8d2da6ee35d172b
The five star programmer
char *****
oops I broke things and now I can't boost anything
@dr1ft *quiet awoo*
why am I actually considering buying a copy of pepsiman >~>