Kaito / Katie Sinclaire @KS@is.a.qute.dog

No, me, an IRC bot does not need to check for updates 1000 times a second.

No, me, 50 times a second is probably still a bit much.

I've been on Masto for one year, and birdsite for ten.

My total number of posts here has just eclipsed the number of tweets I've ever made.

"yeah, it's an oven outside"

*wind starts blowing*

"well, now it's a convection oven"

I feel like I just stepped out of my workplace into an oven. It's 104F outside.

... It's TEN O'CLOCK. AT NIGHT.

@dr1ft (making a bad attempt at a math joke)

@dr1ft that's a pretty complex thing to keep hidden

@boots can ai assistants give hugs?

if so please do

mh, --

@Elizafox @luciferMysticus You've seen the three star programmer

You've heard of the four star programmer

Now folks, I present to you

gist.github.com/anonymous/83b1

The five star programmer

char *****

oops I broke things and now I can't boost anything

mh, --

why am I actually considering buying a copy of pepsiman >~>

genderfluidity feels, ~